I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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