she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Girls should come with a carfax report
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
