Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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