thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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