yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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