Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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