you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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