He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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