I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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