fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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