hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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