Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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