Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
