If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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