if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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