atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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