Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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