Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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