You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Im part way to drunk.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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