oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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