some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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