Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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