I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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