Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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