Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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