What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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