I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
