hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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