It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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