chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
