Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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