Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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