im drinking this country out of the recession.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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