In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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