Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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