let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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