BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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