i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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