U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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