And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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