mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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