What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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