love makes seman taste better
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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