just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
