the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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