are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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