All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Randomize
