I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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