Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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