your parents love me but you hate me
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I will pee on everything he values.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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