Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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