kristin has been a bad kristin
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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